After much consideration the academy decided to present little ole me with The Versatile Blogger Award. And by academy I mean the lovely gal behind Paper Doll Vintage. I am thrilled to know someone out there likes my poor neglected blog enough not only to follow but to also nominate it for an award. So, Tawnya if you are reading this, thank you again for choosing me as one of your lucky seven.
The Versatile Blogger Award Rules…
- Thank the person who awarded you and link back to them in your post.
- Tell 7 Random facts about yourself.
- Pass the award on to 7 new found bloggers.
- Contact each blogger you want to pass the award on to and let them know you’ve done so, and let the giver of your award know you accept it… or not.
Seven things about me…
1.) I didn’t always like yard sales and thrift shops. Gasp! It’s shocking, I know. My aunt would drag me to every yard, garage, porch and/or junk sale from here to the county line if it meant she was going to find a treasure. As a teenager I was mortified. I cannot even begin to explain the sheer horror I felt when we would pull into the driveway of a classmate. “OMG! Just kill me now. My life is over anyway.” That was until I discovered vintage clothing. The day I found a treasure trove of 1970’s bell bottoms and embroidered blouses was when I finally realized how silly I had been. From that moment on I was hooked. I went from slinking down in the seat to hanging my head out the window screaming “Go back! You missed the turn!” I was the first one out of the car and the last one back in. I had no fear and would shamelessly ask the homeowners if they still had any of their old clothes from when they were my age. Some did, some didn’t and the ones who did LOVED that I had such an interest in them. I have had more than one OH (that’s Original Hippie) tell me how happy it made them to pass their belongings on to a new generation. And now that I have reached the point of no longer being trusted by anyone under 30 (kudos to those of you who understand that) I can see why they were so excited.
2.) My very first dream as a child was to be a singer in a band. I’m pretty sure I spent the majority of my childhood in front of a mirror, hair brush in hand and singing at the top of my lungs. It wasn’t until I had a sing off with my then best friend (and future Opera singer) that I realized I had no talent. It crushed me. I mean really crushed me. I even gave up on dreams until several years later when I received a set of hand me down Fashion Plates. After that I was hell bent on becoming a designer. Unfortunately that dream was never realized either. I have since moved on to drummer, or possibly the Aflac duck.
3.) Speaking of childhood… I was a tomboy through and through. I refused to wear shoes, played in the dirt, collected bugs and was always covered in sweat. I’m actually surprised I still have skin left on my knees and elbows considering my aunt used Ajax to clean the dirt off. That is not an exaggeration. My aunt has literally scrubbed my knees and elbows with household cleaners. I can’t make this stuff up.
4.) I am currently growing out a pixie cut… and it’s not pretty. I should also mention that I have naturally curly hair(aka: the bane of my existence). I also just started the Curly Girl method. I’m two days in and can already tell a difference. My hair feels softer and the curls are more defined. For those of you who may be interested I highly suggest the Curly Girl Handbook by Lorraine Massey. You can also find a wealth of information at the sites listed below.
http://www.naturallycurly.com/
http://dormroomcurly.blogspot.com/
5.) Before opening my Etsy shop I was the proud owner of a brick & mortar store. I sometimes miss it but then I remember the expenses, being screwed over by a wholesale company and the fact that East Tennessee is NOT the best place to open a vintage shop. I should have invested in Wal-Mart, fast food or possibly built my own church.
6.) I was once accused of attempting to poison my local utilities company with Anthrax. Again, I can’t make this stuff up. It was several years ago when the Anthrax scare was running rampant and everybody in my home town thought we were going to be the next target. Well, everybody except me and the other three people who had half a brain. To make a very long story short, I had this HUGE chalk bank that I kept spare change in. It was great because it could literally hold several hundred dollars in change but the downside was the residue it left allover the coins. I had used some of those coins when paying my utilities bill and because there was a “white powder” on them the teller freaked out. She even complained of a headache, left work early and made a trip to the ER. Complete drama queen just trying to get attention. Anyway, it was a humorous and eye opening experience. It was also the day I realized I wanted to be as far away from that town as I could possibly get.
7.) And last but not least, a bunch of randomness… I used to iron my money. When I had sleepovers I made my friends change their socks before getting in my bed. I have scar on my forehead from a car wreck when I was two years old. I prefer salty over sweet snacks. I require advance cleaning notice before company comes over. A photo of me with Josh Homme was published in Blender magazine. I am hopelessly addicted to "Tales of Mere Existence" by Lev Yilmaz. I love 80s horror. My great grandmother was French. And I still want to be a singer. :)
Seven most recently discovered blogs…

thanks for the nom! we'll be gettin' to that in a bit. oh and thanks for the curly hair info. erin (1/2 of sov) has a head full of curls of which have suffered abuse through the years. its been a love/hate thing. so glad we found your blog!
ReplyDeleteFirst off...bahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I am seriously laughing that much over the "iron my money" and "make them change their socks"..LOL tooooo funny :)
ReplyDeleteSecondly I use to hate thrifting too, not only thrifting but being dragged into a Zellers..MORTIFIED as a teenager not to have a brand name! :) And funny thing is now I can't stand brand names unless it is something so outrageously expensive I could never afford it.
And thirdly I just grew my hair out this year..it was tough but I managed to make it through the in between stage...hang in there xoxo
this is amazing! hilarious! no one could make this stuff up n be funnier! tee hee...
ReplyDeleteWho know where those socks had been!? lol
ReplyDeletethank you, doll!!! :) youre so sweet!
ReplyDeletelove, polly :)
Congrats and good luck on becoming the Aflac duck. They're looking, you know.
ReplyDeleteAlso, what are you doing while you grow out your pixie? I'm kind of in the same boat and it's horrible!
ReplyDeletelovely!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your award, darling!
ReplyDeleteLove that you were a tomboy!
xoxox,
CC
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ReplyDeleteWould you ever open a brick & mortar store again in another location? Seattle would welcome you with open arms :-)
ReplyDeletereally love your style!!!!
ReplyDeletehoney!great post
xxx
congrats!!!
ReplyDeletexoxo from rome
K.
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Hahahaha, you are hilarious. Actually, I completely relate to your number 7. I not only require advance cleaning notice of company BUT I am slightly OC about cleaning in general. (It drives the bf crazy)
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the award lady
xo
You are adorable! I have curly pixie I'm growing out too, but I've kind of grown to embrace it! I also always wanted to be a singer, and I still sing into my hairbrush! thanks so much for sharing!
ReplyDelete-Heather from lifeofapasseri.blogspot.com
That is such a great post and I love getting to know you more. Have a fantastic afternoon, muah
ReplyDeletePs: I’m hosting a cute scarf GIVEAWAY today! Just in time for summer!
Oh my gosh, it was so much fun reading about your life!
ReplyDelete1. I love putting clean socks on before bed. It just seems gross not to!
2. I'm sorry your brick and mortar shop didn't work out, after all you were just trying to bring a little style to a walmart/fast food town! Huge bummer :(
nikki
It was nice learning more about you! I think we have a lot in common. I was also dragged to yard sales, flea markets, and thrift stores as a child. I hated them at the time, but now I love looking for treasures! I too was a tomboy growing up. I also require cleaning time before guests come over! :)
ReplyDeleteI loved reading your list! That anthrax thing is KILLING me. God, how weird. I've always had this fear of getting arrested and put in prison for something that I didn't do - and having nobody believe in my innocence so that kind of gives me the chills. I'm the same way about cleaning and advance notice. We've had people drop by before and my husband was out in the yard. He told them that I was asleep because he knew I'd flip out if people were just suddenly in our house without everything being just right.
ReplyDeleteOh my! I just stumbled across your blog, and I am oh-so happy that I did!!! :) So, many things to say about this post. First, I loved it! So funny. :D
ReplyDeleteAlso:
* I too was mortified when my mother would take me to yard sales or thrift stores. We were poor growing up so I felt that people looked down on us because we didn't shop at "real" shops! Ha. Now I prefer it!!!
*I still dream of being a singer ... or a dancer. Well, honestly both! ;)
*I don't think I played with any stuff animals or Barbie's as a child. Trees and toy cars were my life, yo!
*Speaking of hair... oh my goodness ... it feels like it is taking a million years to grow out my hair! -- I also have naturally curly hair, so I feel ya on that one girl.
*Bahahaha. There really is a church, bank, or WalMart located around every corner in southern states!!
*The Anthrax story was HILARIOUS!! :D
*I loved your randomness!
I hope you have the happiest Friday.
much love, colie.
xoxo
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